A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the Keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He Produces the title and everything checks out. The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, But we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is Why You would bother to borrow $5,000. The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for Two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I Return.'
Next time we need to be smart and act smart!
FUYO~~
Oh Yes!
2 comments:
5 yrs from now on you may park your bmw in my garage also feng zai.
=)
hey i got another story here.
一个男人付50块于商人帮他买一只活牛用来作为抽签的奖励。后来商人贪婪心起,只替商人买了比活牛便宜,30块钱的死牛,私吞剩下的金钱,然后告诉男人说钱已经用来买牛,只是那只牛病死了。
男人说:不要紧,我还是要那只死牛。
结果,商人举办了一场很成功的标签活动,参与者每人付两块钱来参赛,活动结束后,商人公开得奖者,并将死牛给了赢的人。
结果,理所当然那人生气得不得了,男人最后把他的2块钱给回他,外加100块钱作为赔偿。
整件事情中,不满意的只有得奖者,而最后却也得到让他开心的酬报。
结果商人明白了。
这个男人用50快买了一头死牛。
他从活动中向1000个人收了2块钱
最后把110块钱还给那个不开心的得奖者
他用160得到了1840
故事大概是这样
可是却--很厉害--
哈哈
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